Color

Chambray White Ivory

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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a dry, deadpan message that lands with a laugh. The hand-lettered script—“I lose everything but weight.”—sits boldly on a softly faded chest, giving the shirt a lived-in look from the first wear. It drapes in a relaxed silhouette that feels like an old favorite: substantial without stiff, with a textured after-dye finish that only grows more comfortable over time. Wear it to the gym as a wry commentary during a tough set, throw it on for coffee with friends when life feels hilariously messy, or layer it under a flannel for a low-effort, tongue-in-cheek outfit. This tee is for people who appreciate dry humor, honest self-deprecation, and clothing that looks like it’s already got a story to tell.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in many faded color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean